Thursday, May 31, 2007

中國話MV[完整版]

中國話

倫敦瑪莉蓮 買了件旗袍送媽媽

莫斯科的夫司基 愛上牛肉麵疙瘩

各種顏色的皮膚 各種顏色的頭髮

嘴裡唸的說的開始流行中國話

多少年我們苦練英文發音和文法

這幾年換他們捲著舌頭學平上去入的變化

平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)

好聰明的中國人 好優美的中國話

扁擔寬 板凳長

扁擔想綁在板凳上

板凳不讓扁擔綁在板凳上

扁擔偏要綁在板凳上

板凳偏偏不讓扁擔綁在那板凳上

到底扁擔寬還是板凳長

哥哥弟弟坡前坐

坡上臥著一隻鵝

坡下流著一條河

哥哥說 寬寬的河

弟弟說 白白的鵝

鵝要過河 河要渡鵝

不知是那鵝過河

還是河渡鵝

全世界都在學中國話

孔夫子的話 越來越國際化

全世界都在講中國話

我們說的話 讓世界都認真聽話

紐約蘇珊娜 開了間禪風Lounge Bar

柏林來的沃夫岡 拿胡琴配著電吉他

各種顏色的皮膚 各種顏色的頭髮

嘴裡唸的說的開始流行中國話

有個小孩叫小杜

上街打醋又買布

買了布 打了醋

回頭看見鷹抓兔

放下布 擱下醋
上前去追鷹和兔

飛了鷹 跑了兔

灑了醋 濕了布

嘴說腿 腿說嘴

嘴說腿 愛跑腿

腿說嘴 愛賣嘴

光動嘴 不動腿

光動腿 不動嘴

不如不長腿和嘴

到底是那嘴說腿 還是腿說嘴

曲:鄭楠 詞:鄭楠 / 施人誠

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Charlie The Unicorn

This video is wierd in some ways but very funny in others. The voice is especially

Hummingbirds 2007

This is a video of ruby-red throated hummingbirds (male and female). Enjoy!

Sunday, May 06, 2007

<(oo)>


Way Down South

Way down south where bananas grow,
A grasshopper stepped on a elephant's toe.
The elephant said with tears in his eyes,
"Pick on somebody your own size."

Anonymous


Saturday, May 05, 2007

Wisdom Test

With all the tests you take at school, you've probably never taken a test like this one. It tests your use of logic and creativity. Play with your friends and see who can rise up to the challenge! (answers will be coming soon!)


1. A plane took off from Washington, DC, and flew across the Atlantic Ocean to Paris, France. Unfortunately, the plane's engine failed and in fell into the ocean, exactly halfway between North America and Europe. There were both Americans and Europeans on the flight. Where were the survivors buried?

2. You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 5 passengers get on. At the second stop, 20 passengers get on and 3 get off. At the third stop, 1 passenger gets on and 13 get off. At the fourth stop, 8 passengers get on and 5 get off.
And at the last stop, 11 passengers get on and 19 passengers get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

3. A father and his son, Jason, were in a minor car accident. The father was rushed into one room in the hospital and the boy was rushed into another. A doctor thought Jason might need an operation on his broken wrist and brought in a surgeon. The surgeon shouted," I can't operate on him. He's my son!" How can this be?

Tee hee ha ha. Good luck! ( you're going to need it!)

Monday, April 23, 2007

Earth Day!



Happy Earth Day!!!!
The picture on top is from Google on Earth day.
Here is a link - http://www.earthday.net/
Check it out!!!

Answers
Here is the answer to the mystery of the missing dollar-
There is actually no answer to this mystery. Sorry if you spent
so much time on this. But tell this to a friend and watch him/her squirm!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Garfield Comic Strips




These are some Garfield comics. They're by Jim Davis. You can get them everyday for free at Google if you have a google account. Just make your homepage and add that on. It's really easy.
PS. the answers are coming out on the next post (which is soon!)
PPS. click on the comics to make them bigger!
PPPS. these change every couple days

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Swirly Girly Body Glitter

Ingredients- (all can be purchased at a supermarket)

  • Aloe Vera Gel
  • Food Coloring
  • Glitter
  • Clean and empty film canister ( or other sealable small container)
Pour the aloe vera gel into the container until it's about three-fourths full. Add two drops of food coloring and stir. Continue to add food coloring, one drop at a time and stirring after each drop, until you reach a color you love. Adding more food coloring will make the color darker. Stir in the glitter a little at a time to avoid clumping.
You can use as much food coloring and glitter as you like. For a fun look, try adding little confetti cutouts in the theme of your choice.
Use it on your arms, legs, cheeks, but avoid the eyes. The glitter washes off with soap and water. Have fun!

PS. the answer to the mystery of the missing dollar is coming soon!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Silly Sayings

Say the following letters to someone and ask him/her to pronounce them.


T-W-A
(He/she will respond,"Twaaahh.")

T-W-E (He/she will repond,"Tweee.")

T-W-I (
He/she will respond," Twaaaii.")

T-W-U (
He/she will respond," Twuuuuu.")

T-W-O (With any luck,
he/she will respond,"Twooooh." And then you can laugh with him/her for forgetting how to pronounce the word "two.")

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Lip Smacking Lip Gloss

Try to make some lip gloss!!!

INGREDIENTS:

  • Clean and empty film canister or other small plastic container
  • Petroleum Jelly
  • Cocoa Powder (or powdered juice mix in cherry, lemonade or another favorite flavor
Put several teaspoons of petroleum jelly (enough to almost fill the film canister) in a microwave-safe dish. With an adult's help, place it in the microwave for 15 seconds, then remove and stir. Continue stirring until the petroleum jelly has melted.
Add half a teaspoon of cocoa powder or powdered juice mix, then stir, and microwave the mixture for another 30 seconds. ( You can add more if you would like a stronger flavor)
When the mixture cools down a little, transfer it to the film canister and let cool completely. Then smooth it on your lips with your fingertips, grab a mirror, and smile at the result of your work!!

Friday, March 23, 2007

Tongue Twisters

Check out these wacky tongue twisters!

A Skunk sat on a stump
and thunk the stump stunk
but the stump thunk
the skunk stunk.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

MRS.SMITH'S FISH SAUCE SHOP

You've no need to light a night light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night light's light is a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night lights with their slight lights,
On a light night like tonight.

If Stu chews shoes,
Should Stu choose
The shoes he chews?

Thursday, March 22, 2007

The Mystery of the Missing Dollar

See if you can figure this out!!!!

Three women enter a hotel, and they each pay
$10 to rent a hotel room with 3 beds, which costs $30
They give the money to clerk at the front desk, and
they take their luggage to room 613.
Later, the clerk realizes that he overcharged them.
The room should have cost only $25. The clerk,
being the nice guy that he is, gives the bellboy
five $1 bills to give back to the women. The
bellboy brings the money to room 613.
The women, being the nice women that they are,
each take $1 and let the bellboy keep the extra $2.
Each woman originally paid $10, and they each accepted
$1 from the bellboy. That means that each woman actually
paid only$9. If three women paid $9 each, that means together
they paid $27 for the room. If the bellboy
kept $2 , that makes the total $29. But the women
originally paid $30 total.
$9*3=$27 $27+$2=$29

What happened to the missing dollar?

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Club Penguin Glitch


Attention all Penguins!
Here's a cool glitch you can try!

1. Go to your igloo
2. Click on the tape measure in the bottom right corner
3.Click on your player card
4.Use your Secret Agent Spyphone to teleport to the HQ
5.Click on the map
6.Go to Member Igloos and go into one
7.Drag the furniture to anywhere you want!
8. No one can see you do it though

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Club Penguin


Club Penguin is a online virtual game where you can chat and play games. You can make an account for free but you can pay to become a member. If you're a member you can buy furniture,igloos, clothes, special puffles and much more! Puffles are pets to penguins.

Membership
Monthly- $5.95
6 Months- $29.95
Year-$57.95

Go to- Clubpenguin.com

Ella Enchanted

Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine

This book is about a girl who is cursed to be obedient to any order whether to sit still for a day or to behead herself. So Ella sets off to find the fairy who cursed her and to stop the curse once and for all.

This is a very good book. It is a twist of the fairy tale Cinderella. I recommend this book to 5th thru 7th grade.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Neopets.com



Come to neopets.com to discover a whole new world of fun. Players can play games, feed their pets,etc. And it's for free! You can sigh up FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try it!!!!

Come here to sigh up: http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=skigirlmichelle

Monday, December 26, 2005

Giant Jellyfish Found in Japan

Look at this giant jellyfish. They are 6 feet wide and weigh 450 pounds (200 kilograms).
The diver is actually next to the jellyfish,not a few distances away.That is how big a giant jellyfish is. That is BIG. Go to http://www.timesonline.co.uk/ for more stories and facts.