Thursday, May 31, 2007

中國話MV[完整版]

中國話

倫敦瑪莉蓮 買了件旗袍送媽媽

莫斯科的夫司基 愛上牛肉麵疙瘩

各種顏色的皮膚 各種顏色的頭髮

嘴裡唸的說的開始流行中國話

多少年我們苦練英文發音和文法

這幾年換他們捲著舌頭學平上去入的變化

平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)

好聰明的中國人 好優美的中國話

扁擔寬 板凳長

扁擔想綁在板凳上

板凳不讓扁擔綁在板凳上

扁擔偏要綁在板凳上

板凳偏偏不讓扁擔綁在那板凳上

到底扁擔寬還是板凳長

哥哥弟弟坡前坐

坡上臥著一隻鵝

坡下流著一條河

哥哥說 寬寬的河

弟弟說 白白的鵝

鵝要過河 河要渡鵝

不知是那鵝過河

還是河渡鵝

全世界都在學中國話

孔夫子的話 越來越國際化

全世界都在講中國話

我們說的話 讓世界都認真聽話

紐約蘇珊娜 開了間禪風Lounge Bar

柏林來的沃夫岡 拿胡琴配著電吉他

各種顏色的皮膚 各種顏色的頭髮

嘴裡唸的說的開始流行中國話

有個小孩叫小杜

上街打醋又買布

買了布 打了醋

回頭看見鷹抓兔

放下布 擱下醋
上前去追鷹和兔

飛了鷹 跑了兔

灑了醋 濕了布

嘴說腿 腿說嘴

嘴說腿 愛跑腿

腿說嘴 愛賣嘴

光動嘴 不動腿

光動腿 不動嘴

不如不長腿和嘴

到底是那嘴說腿 還是腿說嘴

曲:鄭楠 詞:鄭楠 / 施人誠

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Charlie The Unicorn

This video is wierd in some ways but very funny in others. The voice is especially

Hummingbirds 2007

This is a video of ruby-red throated hummingbirds (male and female). Enjoy!

Sunday, May 06, 2007

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Way Down South

Way down south where bananas grow,
A grasshopper stepped on a elephant's toe.
The elephant said with tears in his eyes,
"Pick on somebody your own size."

Anonymous


Saturday, May 05, 2007

Wisdom Test

With all the tests you take at school, you've probably never taken a test like this one. It tests your use of logic and creativity. Play with your friends and see who can rise up to the challenge! (answers will be coming soon!)


1. A plane took off from Washington, DC, and flew across the Atlantic Ocean to Paris, France. Unfortunately, the plane's engine failed and in fell into the ocean, exactly halfway between North America and Europe. There were both Americans and Europeans on the flight. Where were the survivors buried?

2. You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 5 passengers get on. At the second stop, 20 passengers get on and 3 get off. At the third stop, 1 passenger gets on and 13 get off. At the fourth stop, 8 passengers get on and 5 get off.
And at the last stop, 11 passengers get on and 19 passengers get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

3. A father and his son, Jason, were in a minor car accident. The father was rushed into one room in the hospital and the boy was rushed into another. A doctor thought Jason might need an operation on his broken wrist and brought in a surgeon. The surgeon shouted," I can't operate on him. He's my son!" How can this be?

Tee hee ha ha. Good luck! ( you're going to need it!)